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Cow Turds Crunchy Roasted Almonds - Farm-Inspired Snack For Cow Lovers, Perfect Easter Treat, Bovine, Farm Gift Ideas, Easter Tr

Cow Turds Crunchy Roasted Almonds - Farm-Inspired Snack For Cow Lovers, Perfect Easter Treat, Bovine, Farm Gift Ideas, Easter Tr

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WBGROB0F36BXZLR

Vendor

Gears Out

Product Type

Almonds & Cashews


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Description

Discover Gearsout'S Cow Turds, A Whimsical And Delicious Snacking Experience That Brings Farm-Inspired Fun To Your Table! These Premium Roasted Almonds Are Cleverly Crafted To Resemble Playful Cow Patties, Making Them A Conversation Starter At Any Gathering. Each 8-Ounce Gift Bag Contains Perfectly Roasted, Lightly Salted Almonds That Deliver A Satisfying Crunch With Every Bite. Made In The Usa, These Gourmet Treats Combine High-Quality Ingredients With A Dash Of Humor, Making Them An Ideal Addition To Easter Baskets Or A Unique Gift For Cow Enthusiasts. The Almonds Are Carefully Roasted To Achieve The Perfect Balance Of Flavor And Texture, While Providing Natural Protein, Fiber, And Healthy Fats. Whether You'Re Looking For A Novelty Gift Or A Nutritious Snack, These Farm-Themed Treats Offer Both Entertainment And Satisfaction. The Convenient Resealable Package Keeps Your Almonds Fresh And Ready To Enjoy, Whether At Home, Work, Or On The Go. Perfect For Sharing At Parties, Adding To Gift Baskets, Or Treating Yourself To A Premium Snacking Experience With A Humorous Twist. Introducing Cow Turds, The Irresistibly Delicious Treat Thats Sure To Moo-Ve Cow Enthusiasts And Easter Celebrators Alike! These Gourmet Roasted Almonds Are Crafted To Resemble Little Cow Patties, Offering A Playful Nod To Farm Life With Every Bite. Perfect For Anyone With A Love For Cows Or A Taste For Unique, High-Quality Snacks, Cow Turds Are The Ultimate Easter Or Anytime Treat. Meticulously Roasted To A Perfect Crunch And Lightly Salted, These Almonds Capture The Hearty Essence Of The Farm In A Way That'S Both Humorous And Delectable. Ideal For Easter Baskets, Party Favors, Or As A Delightful Snack To Enjoy During Your Rural Retreats, Cow Turds Are Bound To Be The Highlight Of Any Gathering Of Farm Fans Or Animal Lovers.

Safety & Compliance

⚠️ WARNING (California Proposition 65):
This product may contain chemicals known to the State of California to cause cancer, birth defects, or other reproductive harm.
For more information, please visit www.P65Warnings.ca.gov.

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Frequently Asked Questions

  • Q: What are Cow Turds Crunchy Roasted Almonds made of? A: Cow Turds Crunchy Roasted Almonds are made from high-quality roasted almonds, lightly salted to enhance their natural sweetness. They offer a playful twist by resembling cow patties, making them a fun and unique snack.
  • Q: Are Cow Turds Crunchy Roasted Almonds suitable for Easter baskets? A: Yes, Cow Turds Crunchy Roasted Almonds are perfect for Easter baskets. Their whimsical design and delicious flavor make them a delightful addition, sure to captivate cow lovers and snack enthusiasts alike.
  • Q: How should I store Cow Turds Crunchy Roasted Almonds to maintain freshness? A: To keep Cow Turds Crunchy Roasted Almonds fresh, store them in a cool, dry place. The resealable package helps maintain their crunch and flavor, ensuring you can enjoy them at home, work, or on the go.
  • Q: What health benefits do Cow Turds Crunchy Roasted Almonds offer? A: Cow Turds Crunchy Roasted Almonds are packed with protein, fiber, and healthy fats, making them a nutritious snack option. They provide wholesome nutrition while delivering a satisfying crunch and delightful taste.
  • Q: Can Cow Turds Crunchy Roasted Almonds be used as party favors? A: Absolutely! Cow Turds Crunchy Roasted Almonds make excellent party favors, adding a playful touch to any gathering. Their unique appearance and delicious flavor will surely be a hit among guests, especially at farm-themed events.
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