What makes Miss Fortunes Funny Fortune Cookies different from regular fortune cookies?

Miss Fortunes Funny Fortune Cookies are unique because they combine sweet cookies with irreverent and humorous fortunes that offer gloomy and outrageous predictions instead of typical optimistic messages. Each cookie contains a slightly twisted joke that guarantees laughter.

Are these fortune cookies suitable for vegan diets?

Yes, Miss Fortunes Funny Fortune Cookies are 100% vegan, making them a great choice for those who follow a plant-based diet. Unlike many traditional fortune cookies, these contain no animal products.

How many cookies are included in the Two-Pack Shakur?

The Two-Pack Shakur contains a total of 24 cookies, featuring two popular bags: the Dirty Dozen and the Boozy Dozen. Each bag contains 12 cookies.

Are the fortunes in these cookies repeated?

No, there are no repeat jokes in a single bag of Miss Fortunes Funny Fortune Cookies. If you find duplicate jokes, you can let us know, and we’ll humorously allow you to fire a random employee of your choice!

What occasions are these fortune cookies best for?

Miss Fortunes Funny Fortune Cookies are perfect for adult parties, gatherings, or any event where you want to spark laughter and conversation. Their racy and funny messages provide an entertaining twist that is sure to get people talking.

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Name: Miss Fortunes, Funny Fortune Cookies, The Two-Pack Shakur (Multi-Pack Of 2 Dozen Cookies) (Dirty Dozen + Boozy Dozen), 24.0 Coun
Brand: MISS FORTUNES BETTER
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The Cookies Are Sweet. The Fortunes Are Salty! This Multipack Contains 24 Sinfully Delicious Fortune Cookies, Each With Its Own Hilarious And Slightly Twisted Message. No Promises Of Riches, Romance Or Adventure Here -- Just Gloomy And Outrageous Predictions That Will Leave Everyone Laughing!

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⚠️ WARNING (California Proposition 65):
This product may contain chemicals known to the State of California to cause cancer, birth defects, or other reproductive harm.
For more information, please visit www.P65Warnings.ca.gov.

Miss Fortunes, Funny Fortune Cookies, The Two-Pack Shakur (Multi-Pack Of 2 Dozen Cookies) (Dirty Dozen + Boozy Dozen), 24.0 Coun

$38.74

$38.74 ~~$55.34~~

$38.74

$38.74 ~~$55.34~~

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What makes Miss Fortunes Funny Fortune Cookies different from regular fortune cookies? A: Miss Fortunes Funny Fortune Cookies are unique because they combine sweet cookies with irreverent and humorous fortunes that offer gloomy and outrageous predictions instead of typical optimistic messages. Each cookie contains a slightly twisted joke that guarantees laughter.
Q: Are these fortune cookies suitable for vegan diets? A: Yes, Miss Fortunes Funny Fortune Cookies are 100% vegan, making them a great choice for those who follow a plant-based diet. Unlike many traditional fortune cookies, these contain no animal products.
Q: How many cookies are included in the Two-Pack Shakur? A: The Two-Pack Shakur contains a total of 24 cookies, featuring two popular bags: the Dirty Dozen and the Boozy Dozen. Each bag contains 12 cookies.
Q: Are the fortunes in these cookies repeated? A: No, there are no repeat jokes in a single bag of Miss Fortunes Funny Fortune Cookies. If you find duplicate jokes, you can let us know, and we’ll humorously allow you to fire a random employee of your choice!
Q: What occasions are these fortune cookies best for? A: Miss Fortunes Funny Fortune Cookies are perfect for adult parties, gatherings, or any event where you want to spark laughter and conversation. Their racy and funny messages provide an entertaining twist that is sure to get people talking.

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