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Miss Fortunes, Funny Fortune Cookies, The Two-Pack Shakur (Multi-Pack Of 2 Dozen Cookies) (Dirty Dozen + Boozy Dozen), 24.0 Coun

Miss Fortunes, Funny Fortune Cookies, The Two-Pack Shakur (Multi-Pack Of 2 Dozen Cookies) (Dirty Dozen + Boozy Dozen), 24.0 Coun

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SKU: WBGROB0BBPCZPYV
Brand: MISS FORTUNES BETTER
Product Type: Cookies & Biscuits

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Product Description

The Cookies Are Sweet. The Fortunes Are Salty! This Multipack Contains 24 Sinfully Delicious Fortune Cookies, Each With Its Own Hilarious And Slightly Twisted Message. No Promises Of Riches, Romance Or Adventure Here -- Just Gloomy And Outrageous Predictions That Will Leave Everyone Laughing!

Frequently Asked Questions

  • Q: How many cookies are in the package? A: There are twenty-four cookies in the package. This multipack includes a variety of humorous and slightly twisted fortunes.
  • Q: What flavors do the fortune cookies come in? A: The fortune cookies come in a 'Dirty Dozen + Boozy Dozen' flavor combination. This unique blend offers both sweet and slightly salty tastes.
  • Q: Are the cookies vegan? A: Yes, the cookies are one hundred percent vegan. They do not contain any animal products or meat.
  • Q: What are the dimensions of the packaging? A: The packaging measures four point twenty-five inches in length, two point five inches in width, and ten inches in height. This size is designed for easy storage and handling.
  • Q: How do you serve these fortune cookies? A: You can serve these fortune cookies as a fun treat at parties or gatherings. Simply open the individual wrappers and share the cookies with guests.
  • Q: Are there any repeat jokes in the pack? A: No, there are no repeat jokes in the pack. If you find duplicates, the manufacturer encourages you to report it for a fun twist.
  • Q: How should I store the cookies? A: Store the cookies in a cool, dry place to maintain freshness. Keep them in their original packaging until ready to serve.
  • Q: What is the shelf life of these fortune cookies? A: The cookies have a long shelf life, but it's best to consume them within six months for optimal freshness. Check the packaging for the expiration date.
  • Q: Can I use these cookies for a themed party? A: Yes, these cookies are perfect for themed adult parties. The irreverent fortunes provoke conversation and laughter.
  • Q: Is this product suitable for children? A: While the cookies are not harmful, the fortunes contain adult humor and may not be suitable for children. Consider your audience before serving.
  • Q: What brand makes these fortune cookies? A: These fortune cookies are made by Miss Fortunes, a brand known for its humorous and unique take on traditional fortune cookies.
  • Q: Will the fortunes be funny? A: Yes, the fortunes are designed to be funny and slightly twisted. They aim to provide laughter rather than traditional predictions.
  • Q: Are the cookies individually wrapped? A: Yes, each cookie is individually wrapped to ensure freshness and hygiene. This also makes them easy to serve.
  • Q: Can I return the cookies if they arrive damaged? A: Yes, you can return the cookies if they arrive damaged. Check the retailer's return policy for specific instructions.
  • Q: Do these cookies contain allergens? A: The cookies are vegan, but check the packaging for any specific allergen information. They do not contain meat or animal products.
  • Q: What occasions are these fortune cookies ideal for? A: These cookies are ideal for adult parties, gatherings, or as a humorous gift. They add a fun twist to any celebration.
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