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MISS FORTUNES Funny Fortune Cookies, Multi-Pack of 2 Dozen, 12 Count, Humanity + Unlucky

MISS FORTUNES Funny Fortune Cookies, Multi-Pack of 2 Dozen, 12 Count, Humanity + Unlucky

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SKU: WBGROB0BNWC2H4N
Brand: MISS FORTUNES BETTER
Product Type: Cookies & Biscuits

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Product Description

Introducing Miss Fortunes, the irreverent fortune cookie that combines sweet cookies with salty humor. Perfect for those who appreciate a good laugh, these cookies are designed to entertain while satisfying your sweet tooth. With unique, twisted messages, Miss Fortunes offers an unforgettable experience that is sure to surprise and delight.

Each cookie is crafted with care, ensuring a delicious treat that is also vegan-friendly. The packaging includes 24 individually wrapped cookies, making them an ideal choice for parties, gatherings, or as a fun gift for friends and family. With a creative twist on traditional fortune cookies, Miss Fortunes adds a playful edge to your snack time.

Key Features:
  • Irreverently Funny: Each cookie contains a humorous and slightly twisted fortune that guarantees laughter.
  • Perfect for Parties: A great addition to mature-themed gatherings, St. Patricks Day celebrations, or any occasion that calls for fun and conversation.
  • Two-Pack Bundle: The Two-Pack Shakur includes two bags of cookies—one with black humor in black cookies and another with grinchy green cookies for a festive touch.
  • No Repeat Jokes: Each bag is filled with unique fortunes, ensuring a surprise with every cookie. If you find duplicates, we’ll make it right!
  • 100% Vegan: Made without any animal products, suitable for vegan diets.
  • Individually Wrapped: Each cookie is wrapped for freshness and hygiene, making them easy to share at events.
  • Proudly Made in Indianapolis: Crafted in the fortune cookie capital of Central Indiana, ensuring quality and tradition.

Miss Fortunes cookies are perfect for anyone looking to add a touch of humor to their snack time or party. Ideal for mature-themeds who enjoy witty humor, these cookies are a fantastic choice for celebrations or as a unique gift. Bring joy and laughter to your gatherings with Miss Fortunes, where sweet meets salty in a delightfully entertaining way.

Frequently Asked Questions

  • Q: What are the dimensions of the Miss Fortunes cookies? A: The cookies are packaged in a box that measures four inches in length, five inches in width, and ten inches in height. This compact size makes them easy to store or gift.
  • Q: How many cookies come in the Two-Pack Shakur? A: There are twenty-four cookies included in the Two-Pack Shakur. Each pack contains twelve cookies, providing a total of two dozen delicious fortune cookies.
  • Q: Are Miss Fortunes cookies vegan? A: Yes, Miss Fortunes cookies are one hundred percent vegan. They do not contain any animal products, making them suitable for a variety of dietary preferences.
  • Q: How do I enjoy Miss Fortunes cookies? A: You can enjoy these cookies by cracking them open to reveal the humorous fortunes inside. They are perfect as a fun dessert or party snack.
  • Q: Are these cookies suitable for a St. Patrick's Day celebration? A: Yes, these cookies are ideal for St. Patrick's Day. The Two-Pack Shakur features green cookies that add a festive touch to your gathering.
  • Q: Is there a recommended serving size for these cookies? A: While there is no specific serving size, it is common to enjoy one cookie at a time. They are best shared among friends for maximum laughter.
  • Q: How should I store Miss Fortunes cookies? A: Store the cookies in a cool, dry place to maintain their freshness. They are individually wrapped, which helps keep them hygienic and tasty.
  • Q: What is the shelf life of Miss Fortunes cookies? A: The cookies have a long shelf life, typically lasting several months if stored properly. Check the packaging for specific expiration dates.
  • Q: Can I return the cookies if I'm not satisfied? A: Yes, you can return the cookies if you are not satisfied with your purchase. Please refer to the retailer’s return policy for specific instructions.
  • Q: What do I do if my cookies arrive damaged? A: If your cookies arrive damaged, please contact customer support immediately for assistance with a replacement or refund.
  • Q: Are there any repeat jokes in the cookie packs? A: No, there are no repeat jokes in the same bag of cookies. If you find duplicates, you can report it for a fun resolution.
  • Q: What flavors do the cookies come in? A: The cookies come in a mix of flavors, with some featuring black humor in black cookies and others with a grinchy green twist for St. Patrick's Day.
  • Q: Are these cookies safe for kids? A: While the cookies are not specifically marketed for children, they are safe to eat. However, the humor may be more suitable for adults.
  • Q: Who manufactures Miss Fortunes cookies? A: Miss Fortunes cookies are proudly made by the Miss Fortunes manufacturer. They are based in Indianapolis, known as the fortune cookie capital of Central Indiana.
  • Q: What type of humor can I expect from the fortunes? A: The fortunes feature irreverently funny and even salty humor, designed to provoke laughter and conversation among adults.
  • Q: Is there a special occasion for which these cookies are recommended? A: Yes, these cookies are great for adult parties, especially for occasions like St. Patrick's Day, where fun and humor are encouraged.
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