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MISS FORTUNES Funny Fortune Cookies Two-Pack, 12 Count (2 Dozen), Humanity + Boozy
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Product Description
Introducing Miss Fortunes Better Luck Next Time, a unique twist on the classic fortune cookie. These cookies are designed to bring humor and laughter to any gathering, combining sweet with unexpected, amusing messages. Perfect for parties or as a fun gift, Miss Fortunes offers an entertaining experience for mature-themeds and friends alike.
Each pack contains 12 cookies, carefully crafted to deliver not only delightful flavors but also witty and quirky fortunes. The cookies are individually wrapped for convenience and hygiene, ensuring that each fortune is fresh and ready to surprise. The vibrant red packaging signifies the playful nature of the product, inviting curiosity from the moment it is seen. Miss Fortunes is committed to quality, proudly made in Indianapolis, a notable hub for fortune cookies.
Key Features:- IRREVERENTLY FUNNY: Each cookie contains a humorous fortune that adds laughter to any occasion.
- GREAT FOR mature-themed PARTIES: Designed to spark conversation and amusement at gatherings.
- DOUBLE YOUR MISFORTUNE: Includes two packs featuring both racy and family-friendly messages.
- 100% VEGAN: Made without animal products, catering to diverse dietary preferences.
- INDIVIDUALLY WRAPPED: Each cookie is packaged for freshness and convenience.
- PROUDLY MADE IN INDIANAPOLIS: Crafted in the heart of the fortune cookie capital of Central Indiana.
Miss Fortunes Better Luck Next Time is ideal for anyone looking to add a touch of humor to their celebrations. Whether at a birthday party, holiday gathering, or just a casual get-together with friends, these cookies are sure to entertain and delight. Bring joy and laughter to your next event with Miss Fortunes!
Frequently Asked Questions
- Q: What is the size of the Miss Fortunes Funny Fortune Cookies pack? A: The pack contains twelve cookies and comes in a two-pack, totaling twenty-four cookies. Each cookie measures approximately four point two five inches in length and five inches in width.
- Q: Are the cookies vegan? A: Yes, these cookies are one hundred percent vegan. They do not contain any animal products, making them suitable for those following a vegan diet.
- Q: What kind of messages do the fortune cookies contain? A: The cookies contain irreverently funny and slightly twisted messages. They offer humorous and outrageous predictions instead of typical fortunes like wealth or romance.
- Q: How do I serve the Miss Fortunes cookies at a party? A: You can serve the cookies by placing them in a bowl for guests to grab or by handing them out individually. They can provoke fun conversations due to their humorous messages.
- Q: Are these fortune cookies suitable for children? A: Yes, one of the packs contains messages that are safe for all ages. The other pack, however, includes racy messages intended for adult audiences.
- Q: How should I store the cookies? A: Store the fortune cookies in a cool, dry place to maintain their freshness. Keep them in their original packaging to prevent exposure to moisture.
- Q: What is the shelf life of Miss Fortunes cookies? A: The cookies typically have a long shelf life, often several months if stored properly. Check the packaging for the specific expiration date.
- Q: Can I return the fortune cookies if I don't like them? A: Yes, there is a return policy in place for unsatisfied customers. Ensure the cookies are unopened to qualify for a return.
- Q: What if the package arrives damaged? A: If the package arrives damaged, you should contact customer service for assistance. They will provide options for replacement or refund.
- Q: Do the cookies contain any allergens? A: The cookies are made without common allergens like dairy and eggs, but always check the packaging for specific allergen information.
- Q: How many cookies are in each pack? A: Each pack contains twelve cookies. When you purchase the two-pack, you will receive a total of twenty-four cookies.
- Q: Can I use these cookies for a themed event? A: Yes, these cookies are perfect for themed events, especially adult parties, due to their funny and racy messages.
- Q: Are the cookies individually wrapped? A: Yes, each cookie is individually wrapped to ensure freshness and hygiene. This makes them easy to serve and share.
- Q: What is the brand of the fortune cookies? A: The cookies are branded as Miss Fortunes Better Luck Next Time. They are crafted by the manufacturer Miss Fortunes.
- Q: Where are these fortune cookies made? A: These cookies are proudly made in Indianapolis, which is known as the fortune cookie capital of Central Indiana.