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Owl Turds Roasted Almonds - Funny Owl-Themed Snack For Bird Lovers, Gag Gift For Birdwatchers, Forest Animal Treat, Perfect For

Owl Turds Roasted Almonds - Funny Owl-Themed Snack For Bird Lovers, Gag Gift For Birdwatchers, Forest Animal Treat, Perfect For

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WBGROB0F3BBSPS4

Vendor

Gears Out

Product Type

Almonds & Cashews


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Description

Owl Turds Are The Snack Thats Just Too Funny To Ignore. Packed With Crunchy Roasted Almonds And Wrapped In Witty Woodland Humor, This Owl-Themed Gift Is Perfect For Bird Lovers, Snack Fans, And Anyone Who Hoots At A Good Joke. Whether You'Re Shopping For A Quirky Stocking Stuffer Or A Novelty Snack For Adults Who Love Wildlife, Owl Turds Delivers Both Flavor And Fun In Every Bite. Crafted In Small Batches, These Premium Roasted Almonds Are Seasoned To Perfection And Presented In Packaging That Birdwatchers And Nature Lovers Will Appreciate. Great For Owl Party Favors, Bird Nerd Humor, Or Just Surprising Your Favorite Animal Enthusiast With A Silly Gift Theyll Never Forget. This Is The Forest Animal Treat That Makes People Laugh, Snack, And Ask Where They Can Get Their Own. Perfect For Quirky Gift Baskets, Owl Poop Candy Swaps, And Any Celebration That Could Use A Bit More Winged Weirdness. Its Not Just A Snack, Its A Conversation Starter, A Hoot-Worthy Snack, And A Delightfully Nutty Experience.

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⚠️ WARNING (California Proposition 65):
This product may contain chemicals known to the State of California to cause cancer, birth defects, or other reproductive harm.
For more information, please visit www.P65Warnings.ca.gov.

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Frequently Asked Questions

  • Q: What are Owl Turds Roasted Almonds made of? A: Owl Turds Roasted Almonds are made from premium roasted almonds that are slow-roasted and lightly salted to enhance their natural flavor. The unique name adds a humorous twist that makes them a fun snack for bird lovers.
  • Q: Are Owl Turds a suitable gift for birdwatchers? A: Yes, Owl Turds Roasted Almonds make an excellent gag gift for birdwatchers and nature enthusiasts. Their humorous packaging and delicious taste make them a delightful addition to any bird lover's snack collection.
  • Q: Can Owl Turds be used as party favors? A: Absolutely! Owl Turds Roasted Almonds are perfect for parties, especially owl-themed events, Halloween, or holiday gatherings. They serve as a quirky and memorable party favor that guests will enjoy.
  • Q: What occasions are best for giving Owl Turds as gifts? A: Owl Turds are ideal for various occasions such as birthdays, holidays, stocking stuffers, gag gifts, or any celebration that could use a touch of humor. Their unique concept makes them a standout gift for all ages.
  • Q: How should I store Owl Turds Roasted Almonds? A: To maintain freshness, store Owl Turds Roasted Almonds in a cool, dry place. Keep them sealed in their original packaging or an airtight container to preserve their crunchiness and flavor.
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