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The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Retiremints Breath Mints - 1 Tin, Net Wt .4Oz (12G)

The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Retiremints Breath Mints - 1 Tin, Net Wt .4Oz (12G)

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SKU: WBGROB004K3JXWY
UPC: '814229007302
Brand: The Unemployed Philosophers Guild
Product Type: Chocolate & Candy Gifts
MPN: 2102

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⚠️ WARNING (California Proposition 65):
This product may contain chemicals known to the State of California to cause cancer, birth defects, or other reproductive harm.
For more information, please visit www.P65Warnings.ca.gov.


Product Description

Goodbye tension, hello pension! These new-fangled super-strong mints will put that needed pep in every retiree's step.

Frequently Asked Questions

  • Q: What are the dimensions of the RetireMints tin? A: The tin measures one and three-quarters inches by one and three-quarters inches by three-quarters inches.
  • Q: What ingredients are in RetireMints? A: RetireMints are sugar-free and do not contain aspartame. They are also kosher and gluten-free.
  • Q: How much does the RetireMints tin weigh? A: The tin has a net weight of point four ounces, which is approximately twelve grams.
  • Q: How do I use RetireMints? A: Simply open the tin and enjoy one mint at a time to freshen your breath. It's perfect for on-the-go use.
  • Q: Are RetireMints suitable for all ages? A: Yes, RetireMints are suitable for adults and children alike, but parental guidance is recommended for younger children.
  • Q: Can I take RetireMints while traveling? A: Yes, the compact tin makes it easy to carry RetireMints in your pocket or bag while traveling.
  • Q: How should I store RetireMints? A: Keep RetireMints in a cool, dry place to maintain their freshness and flavor.
  • Q: Is there a shelf life for RetireMints? A: While there's no specific shelf life, it's best to use them within a year for optimum freshness.
  • Q: Are RetireMints safe for people with dietary restrictions? A: Yes, RetireMints are sugarless, gluten-free, and kosher, making them suitable for many dietary restrictions.
  • Q: How do RetireMints compare to regular mints? A: RetireMints are specifically formulated to be sugar-free and provide a stronger mint flavor compared to regular mints.
  • Q: Are RetireMints a good gift for retirees? A: Yes, RetireMints make a humorous and practical gift, celebrating retirement with a fun twist on breath mints.
  • Q: What makes RetireMints unique? A: RetireMints stand out with their clever theme aimed at retirees, combining humor with functionality.
  • Q: What if my RetireMints arrive damaged? A: If your RetireMints arrive damaged, contact customer service for assistance with returns or exchanges.
  • Q: Can I return RetireMints if I don't like them? A: Return policies may vary, so please check the retailer's return policy for specifics.
  • Q: What if I have allergies? A: While RetireMints are free from common allergens, always check the packaging for any specific allergy information before consumption.
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